9:51 PM ● romeo&juliet

Tuesday, July 15, 2008
today during el we watched
ROMEO&JULIET
its like a modern version and all.
but they keep the original script
like the thee,thy,thou stuff.
so then
its the capulet and the montague [i think] family
romeo's a 'm' and juliet's a 'c' so then the m's
and the c's have frequent fights apparently.
and so they start the movie with a fight. [gay lah]
then.
yeah.
then you noe romeo [leonardo caprio] is kinda cute.
at least when he was acting.
yeah. blonde guy.
anyway.
he first loved rosaline.
then.
he meets juliet in a illegal party [by the capulets, montague's not allowed]
then they fall in LOVE at first sight
juliet is supposed to meeting this guy-rich lah
that her parents want her to marry.
anyway.
as they are dancing.
she keeps on looking at romeo. and romeo at her.
looklooklook.
then.
she gets to run away. then they go into the lift and KISS.
then they reach the second floor, but then they just go back in and KISS again.
[damn alot of kissing scenes i tell you.]
all the while, the mother[disgusting person sia]
calling for her.
then later, this guy, juliet's cousin
dunno what's his name.
saw romeo.
he hates the montague family[almost all capultets do]
he wanted to chase him away
but the father of juliet did not allow it
because he wanted to save face
.
then there's is this freaky guy
rich one lah
whom the capulets want to marry juliet to.
anyway.
romeo, retarded as he is. went into the capulets' house again to meet juliet.
and he almost
got caught.
he is like BLINDED by love or something.
okay then they agree to meet again.
romeo goes and arranges a marriage [hello? they just met???]
then he sends word thru the nurse [she agrees with the couple]
so then
they get married
yeah
then
after that.
romeo goes and looks for juliet's cousin
he beats romeo up
but mercutio[bestie of romeo]
helps and beats him up.
but then he uses a piece of glass to cut mercutio
and then mercutio dies.
romeo goes emo
and he cries loads
then he revenges mercutio
and shoots the cousin after a chase.
he
is then banished from the city
juliet is shocked by her cousin's death
but is even sadder by romeo's banishment
she cries
than romeo comes in
and they sleep
then romeo forgets to go away and stays.
juliet and him start to kiss again then juliet's mom comes in.
romeo dives for cover.
then after she leaves.
romeo goes away.
the mom comes in and tells her that she is to marry that freaky guy
she says no.
the mom tells her father.
the father doesn't
agree.
then he slaps her.
she goes to her mom for help
the mom doesn't dare to help her
so.
juliet goes to the friar[the guy who married them]
and asks for help.
conincidentally
she meets her future-husband
they talk a bit.
a one-sided convo
[guess who's talking]
then
he goes away.
the friar gives hersome liquid to make her look as if she's dead.
the effect will come off after a while
then he writes a letter to romeo.
okay this part, right, everybody was like screaming.
cos romeo's fren went to the 'funeral'
and sees juliet dead.
he goes back to tell him.
the letter to tell him of an urgent letter coming to him was alrd there.
but then he didn't see it [insert, screams, its over there!]
then as he leaves to go back and see juliet.
the mailman comes to deliver the real letter
yeah.
the mailman cannot reach him. [scream!!!]
he drive all the way.
and buys the deadliest poison possible
then goes to the church
and sees juliet lying there
he cries.
strokes her.
lalala
then juliet's hand moves.[SCREAM!, cos he doesn't see it.]
moves again[double SCREAM]
then.
as juliet opens her eyes and looks at romeo.
he drinks the poison.
he didn't see her[again]
SCREAM!!!
OKAY.
so then romeo dies.
juliet is like.
why didn't you leave a drop for me.
then she shoots herself with the gun that romeo somehow brought with him.
bang.
she falls and she's dead.
THE END

xxxxxx

( Run to the city. )